circumcisions:

EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER JUNK FOOD YOU WANT!!!!!!!!! GO VEGAN!!!!!!! BE VEGETARIAN!!!!!! ONLY EAT MEAT IF THATS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD IS GOOD!!!!! FOOD IS FANTASTIC!!!!!! FOOD IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!! FUCK NUTRITIONAL VALUES EAT THREE WHOLE DAMN CAKES IN ONE DAY IF THATS WHAT YOU PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via bella-suicidio)

“aw that sucks :(”
— me as a professional therapist (via guy)

(via jfef)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(via forward)

schoolgorl:

send me your poems and doodles x

(via stabs)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(via twerkerus)

officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

(via prolusion)

brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

(via sniffing)